English Contractions … down South
Dad to daughter: So what happened to your date? … She sez: He never turnt up.
Mom to son: Your grades are awful. It would be good if you turnt up for class occasionally.
Mortician finding a body by the front door: WTH did he come from? .. IDK. He just turnt up, says the gravedigger.
There is a reason that Scrabble has so many extra Es. They don’t get used in real life.