English Contractions … down South

English Contractions … down South

Dad to daughter: So what happened to your date? … She sez: He never turnt up.

Mom to son: Your grades are awful. It would be good if you turnt up for class occasionally.

Mortician finding a body by the front door: WTH did he come from? .. IDK. He just turnt up, says the gravedigger.


There is a reason that Scrabble has so many extra Es. They don’t get used in real life.

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