Collard Greens and Chocolate Chips — actually go well together.
Had a bowl of collards so that I could claim to be eating healthy. Then I saw that my son had left some dark chocolate chips (the healthy kind!) on the counter.
We all need dessert. Scooped up some chips … and gotta admit that the flavor mix was not an instant hit. Set the chocolate chips down and went back to doing something else. Then somehow the flavors mixed … or maybe I just like chocolate … anyway, finished off the chips. I do feel guilty … happily guilty, but guilty.
I went in search of you today. Since you are disappearing then I wanted to wish you goodbye … even though I probably have not eaten a Twinkie since high school.
The shelf was bare! There were other Hostess products but all the Twinkies had been bought out.
Since I was going to defile my body then I decided to get something. I saw some Little Debbie cupcakes. Yum. Little Debbie and I can party. But no, am against processed pastries, etc. (Shouldn’t eat any … ). So I passed Little Debbie by and I guess that I’ll never have one last Twinkie.
A Bear Claw caught my attention. A cinnamon roll did too. The sign said “Fresh Baked”. Maybe/maybe not. It was a 7-Eleven.
Oh what the hell. I may die later today. I got a cup of fresh coffee and both the Bear Claw and the cinnamon roll.
I hate myself for it now … but at the time I licked every gram of sugar off of my fingers and wished that I had also gotten a chocolate-covered donut.
Feeling fat and bloated but I’ve got sugary lips!